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You might be a redneck

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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

 

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

 

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

 

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

 

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

 

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

 

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

 

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

 

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

 

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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