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Here is something to brighten your day I wasnt sure where to post it so I put it here. :lol:

 

DUI - TEXAS

> STYLE

>

>

> Only a person in Texas could think

> of this.

>

> From the county where drunk driving is

> considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a

> routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin , Texas

> after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so

> apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

>

> The man stumbled around the parking lot for a

> few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After

> what seemed an eternity in which he

> tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed

> to find his car and fall into it.

>

>

> He sat there for a few

> minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove

> off.

>

> Finally he started the car, switched the

> wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,

> flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked

> the horn and t hen switched on the lights.

>

> He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,

> reversed a little and then remained still for a few more

> minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles

> left.

>

>

> At last, when his was

> the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and

> drove slowly down the road.

>

> The police officer,

> having waited patiently all this time, now started up his

> patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the

> man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

>

>

> To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated

> no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at

> all!

>

> Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have

> to ask you to accompany me to the police station.

>

>

> This breathalyzer equipment must be

> broken.'

>

>

> 'I doubt it,' said the truly

> proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated

> decoy..'

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Thats funny!

 

Only in Texas.

 

There is a spot on Old Nogales Highway that has a sign that says "Narcotics check point ahead", the cops sit and wait for those vehicles that turn around and head the other way. There is no checkpoint!

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