stanley Report post Posted April 29, 2005 CHD's post made me think of this. Some of these are very funny, and a couple are downright gut busting hilarious!!! DEPRIVED is one of my favorites... Enjoy! S. __________________________________________________________________ Author Unknown...... Redneck Haikus BEAUTY Naked in repose, Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps. REMORSE A painful sadness. Can't fit big-screen TV through Double-wide's front door. OPTIONS Unemployment's out. Hey, maybe I can get on Disability. A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness. No nightcrawlers to be found. Guess we'll gig some frogs. ALONE Seeking solitude, Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order. DESIRE Dang, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you are my cousin. HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood. Gosh dang Jeff Gordon. DRAMA Set the VCR. Dukes of Hazzard marathon At 9 O'clock. DEPRIVED In Walmart toy aisle Wailing boy wants wrestling doll. Mama whups his butt NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static. Call Earl. Satellite dish Needs new descrambler. IMPOUNDED Sixty-five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My F150. GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man. PRIDE Grinning, he displays The nine hundred beer cans Filling pickup bed. MEANING Duct tape is the force. It has a light side, and a dark side and it Holds the universe together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CHD Report post Posted April 30, 2005 Hey Stanley, That is some funny stuff, man. Don't mind if I copy & paste and send it around, do ya? Thanks for the entertainment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stanley Report post Posted April 30, 2005 Have at it CHD. I've forwarded it plenty of times. I actually forget where I first got hold of it. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
