.270 Report post Posted February 12, 2009 well, bush's tax cuts literally saved me thousands and thousands of dollars over the past 8 years. i mean a bunch. obama's are gonna save us an average of $13 a week this year and $8 next year. if you qualify. and if you didn't pay any taxes, you get $400 bucks from the gov't for not making enough to qualify for the $13 a week. let me see, 13X52 weeks=$676. on average. guess i'll save it up and buy me a new gun. probly won't be able to shoot it by then because of some new law, but at least i'll have it. 'course that probly won't pay the taxes on one by then, too. but they got $30 million for some mouse in 'frisco. wonder if they are bein' endangered like gerbils? somebody tell me again, how am i doin' better than i was a couple weeks ago?............ Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KGAINES Report post Posted February 13, 2009 Maybe this will help you out Lark. Stimulus Payment Info. "This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer it will go to India. If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic). If you buy a car it will go to Japan. If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan. And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, on EBAY, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willhunt4coues Report post Posted February 13, 2009 Do the prostitutes have to be domestic too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
25-06 Report post Posted February 13, 2009 Do the prostitutes have to be domestic too? Yep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
