BASS Report post Posted February 8, 2005 We all have done it (or had it done to us) a little joke that maybe went too far, but not this time. For instance I can't tell you how many times my ole' man has told me about the time they put Elk droppings in a Milk Dud box, and then passed it around the campfire. I had to try this on the final day of the archery season. Well I got away with it I thought. Everyone had a couple real milk duds in their hands, and ate those when their turn came. Except our target. He said something about them not tasting right. So the box went around again (with the same secret this time too). Well in the end we told him, and we all had a huge laugh, except for the guy who just got the "duds." I thought it was all good until I just got my bow out to head to the range to shoot before my HAM hunt this week end. I payed my range fee, and remembered I still had my broadheads in, so I got into my pack and started looking for my feild points. I got them out, and attempted to unscrew my hunting tips. They wouldn't come off so I reached for the wrench, and hoped that it would work with a mechanical instead of a fixed. That's when I found it...he left a little bottle in my pouch, with a little note... "Great job Bass*, you got me! I left you a little surprise of your own, and everyone but you knows where it is!" *Bass is my last name, and what all my friends call me* my "surprise?" He loc-tited (the good stuff, red) my broadheads in my insert! I had to call him and give him credit for what he did. He laughed for the longest time, and told me that I should take my equipment out more. So let's hear what happened to you, or what you did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
25-06 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 You and your old man need serious HELP............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASS Report post Posted February 9, 2005 You and your old man need serious HELP............ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh it's not that bad...here... have some Milk-Duds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COUESAZ Report post Posted February 9, 2005 The best thing I have done was a guy wanted to know if we had any moos in Az. I was guiding him for an Elk hunt. I told him yes we did and they were thick in the area we were in that week. I had a guy go into town and get a can of prunes. the next morning he went out ahead of us to scout for us While on his way he dumped them out in a nice pile on the ground.. When we got to the spot I said look moos dung. I said lets see if it is a bull or cow. He said you can tell by the poop How by the shape. I said no way man. Only by the taste. He looked at me like yea right dude. So I reached down to the pile and grabed one up and popped it in my mouth and started gagging and heaving but down the hatch it went. I looked at him and said yep its a bull. You want to try. He said like heck and was wanting to know if he wasted his money on this poop eating guide . He thought it was real all day. Right up until we got to the camp for dinner and every one was eating a moose dung. Try it it is a funny thing to see in real life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASS Report post Posted February 9, 2005 I head of a simular thing taking place on a rabbit hunting trip, but their plan backfired. One of the guys put Coco-puffs on the ground where there were some other rabbit dropping, but when he tried to find the coco-puff... he couldn't. So he looked for a pile that was about the same size, and ate a couple. To say the least he wasn't to CooCoo for what he ate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coues addict Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Hey Azguide Bitchen story about the moos. I was just wondering though! Were those pitted or unpitted prunes? Man if they were unpittted what in the heck did you do with that pitt? That thing must of hurt coming out! Really cool gag! Coues Addict Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coues addict Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Check this out My buddy bowhunts from a treestand up in the mountains near San Diego! He takes a pee bottle up in the tree with him.He said he had drank plenty of coffee that morning before the hike in. Well, he finished his mouning hunt this last season and met up with one of his hunting buddies! It was fairly warm and the other guy did not take enough water! He told him he had plenty and Accidently handed him the wrong bottle,'' Ya Right'' Well, the guy was so thirsty that he chugged that bottle in a huge hurry! He suddenly realized that something just wasn`t right and my buddy just started laughing his a _ _ off. Oh well, what do you do! Moral of the story, pack plenty of your own water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coues Addict Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azhuntnut Report post Posted February 14, 2005 I don't mind drinking my own pee, but somebody elses.. THAT'S SICK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redman Report post Posted February 14, 2005 I had the prank of putting the nut sack behind the gas tank door of a few friends trucks. They would normally find them 2-3 days later. It was "good fun", until one night I got a call from my wife, she borrowed my truck and found a surprise. I could hardly settle her down. Let's just say I don't do that anymore. Redman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 readin' all these stories makes me glad i mostly hunt alone. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
az4life Report post Posted February 15, 2005 Round the campfire one night we had some fun at the expense of one of our regular hunting buddies. He reminds me of the moochie guy in the Pizza hut commercial. Y'know, the guy they call "Who invited the I will pay you tomorrow guy"... Anyway, when "moochie" is around you can count on his hand being out for a freebie. We knew this would happen as it always did so we had some pre-popped popcorn in a paper bag that we were passing around. He saw we had a bag and thought it was popcorn cause we were all eating it. As expected, He jumped in pretty quick grabbing the bag. Well anyway as he reaches his hand into the bag, we were just dying trying to keep straight faces. What he did not know is we swapped the bag and he was reaching into a bag full of cigarette butts and ashes! We thought he would feel the difference and take his hand out of the bag covered in soot and that would be the end of it. Funny ending we thought... but he did us one better. He Grabbed a big handfull and like a Kuboto front loader, he dumped it all in his open mouth! YUUUCK>>>>> He took about 3 bites and he knew something was not right. He Looked at is hand and actually tasted his "popcorn" and he realized he had been had! He Started spitting and washing his mouth out with a couple nearby beer bottles and sodas ( not his either) and He was SO mad. Come to think of it, that was the last year moochie hunted with us. The only way he might have been madder would be if he grabbed that pee bottle couesaddict was talking about. Needless to say he was after everyone for the duration of the hunt. Do not recall what the payback was but I have to say it was nothing compared to his undoing. Got another one about a guy that used to mooch Skoal from a friend of mine. Another time though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hunterdude Report post Posted February 20, 2005 One year I was sick right before deer season with a really bad cough and my doctor gave me some medice that upset my bowels. My dad and I were seating in his travel trailer out of the rain one night and it would come in a heartbeat . One minute you are fine and the next minute you have your pants around your ankels. Seating there all coze reading a book I jumped up and ran into the bathroom and had a major explosion, I was quite for a second and then said " OH _ _ _ _ " and my dad said " what" I replied the god _ _ _ _ seat was down! You could here the rain falling outside, it was so quite. I couldn't hold back anymore a just lauhged, he said you better be kidding, I said why it's not my trailer I'll just sleep outside. We both got a good laugh out of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azcouesandelk Report post Posted February 20, 2005 Man all I can say is that I am glad that I am mature enough not to do anything that sick or disgusting to anybody else. Except there was that one time that I brought my friend out hunting for the first time for quail and did something similar to the moose thing but it was rasberries and javelina. The only problem is that my friend got sick to his stomach and ended up leaving a little present in the desert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hunterdude Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Hey I didn't actually have the blowout on the lid, it was in the toilet. I am that mature! And no, if I did do that I would clean it up, I'm not sick or deminted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
