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Walked out of the house this morning and noticed it was quite cooler than yesterday... huh, not one day into his historic presidency and hes already fixed that global warming thing. Then I took a deep breath and by golly if the air didn't taste a little cleaner this morning. Wow he's gotten right on that clean air thing as well. As I was filling the horses water trough that water sure looked a little cleaner than it did just a couple of days ago. Man this fella aint wasting any time. Just to double check I looked at the gas guage on the old pick-up, yup looks like there might be a couple extra gallons in there that wasn't there yesterday. Man this is really going well. Better check the mail bet theres a letter in there from the good ol' mortgage company forgiving me my debt and kicking back a Franklin to buy somthing nice for the old lady.....

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Walked out of the house this morning and noticed it was quite cooler than yesterday... huh, not one day into his historic presidency and hes already fixed that global warming thing. Then I took a deep breath and by golly if the air didn't taste a little cleaner this morning. Wow he's gotten right on that clean air thing as well. As I was filling the horses water trough that water sure looked a little cleaner than it did just a couple of days ago. Man this fella aint wasting any time. Just to double check I looked at the gas guage on the old pick-up, yup looks like there might be a couple extra gallons in there that wasn't there yesterday. Man this is really going well. Better check the mail bet theres a letter in there from the good ol' mortgage company forgiving me my debt and kicking back a Franklin to buy somthing nice for the old lady.....

 

 

Dont hold that breath of nice clean air waiting for that check and Frankiln in the mail.

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Walked out of the house this morning and noticed it was quite cooler than yesterday... huh, not one day into his historic presidency and hes already fixed that global warming thing. Then I took a deep breath and by golly if the air didn't taste a little cleaner this morning. Wow he's gotten right on that clean air thing as well. As I was filling the horses water trough that water sure looked a little cleaner than it did just a couple of days ago. Man this fella aint wasting any time. Just to double check I looked at the gas guage on the old pick-up, yup looks like there might be a couple extra gallons in there that wasn't there yesterday. Man this is really going well. Better check the mail bet theres a letter in there from the good ol' mortgage company forgiving me my debt and kicking back a Franklin to buy somthing nice for the old lady.....

 

 

 

He is also taking our Governor Janet, this brotha dont mess around.

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Walked out of the house this morning and noticed it was quite cooler than yesterday... huh, not one day into his historic presidency and hes already fixed that global warming thing. Then I took a deep breath and by golly if the air didn't taste a little cleaner this morning. Wow he's gotten right on that clean air thing as well. As I was filling the horses water trough that water sure looked a little cleaner than it did just a couple of days ago. Man this fella aint wasting any time. Just to double check I looked at the gas guage on the old pick-up, yup looks like there might be a couple extra gallons in there that wasn't there yesterday. Man this is really going well. Better check the mail bet theres a letter in there from the good ol' mortgage company forgiving me my debt and kicking back a Franklin to buy somthing nice for the old lady.....

 

 

 

He is also taking our Governor Janet, this brotha dont mess around.

 

He can take her as far as I am concerned. She needs a high quality job like a McDonald's or something.

 

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... and kicking back a Franklin to buy somthing nice for the old lady.....

 

NEWS FLASH!!! Newly-Appointed Commie-Commerce secretary Reverend Al Sharpton announced the US Mint will be redrafting all currency and the one hundred dollar bills will be collected [from rich paranoid Christians who cling the guns, Bibles and Ben Franklins], destroyed and re-distributed [ to lots of folk who have never actually held/earned one hundred dollars].

 

The new bills will be referred to as Farrahkans - NOT Franklins

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