Perfect for the Job

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Perfect For The Job

 

 

 

My first job was working in an orange juice factory,

but I got canned..........couldn't concentrate.

 

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just

couldn't hack it..........so they gave me the ax.

 

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't

suited for it...........mainly because it was a so-so job.

 

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was

too exhausting.

 

Then I tried to be a chef..........figured it would add a

little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

 

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced

it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

 

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I

found I wasn't noteworthy.

 

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't

have any patience.

 

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just

didn't fit in.

 

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that

I couldn't live on my net income.

 

I managed to get a good job working for a pool

maintenance company........but the work was just too draining.

 

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said

I wasn't fit for the job.

 

After many years of trying to find steady work I

finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

 

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to

quit because it was always the same old grind.

 

So I'm retired and I've found I'm perfect for the job!