How to Invest Money

[GameHauler]

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago

you would have $49.00 left. With

 

Enron, you would have had $16.50 left

of the original $1,000.00. With

 

WorldCom, you would have had less than

$5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year

 

ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum

 

recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the

 

best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's

 

called the 401-Keg plan.

 

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

 

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

 

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

 

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

 

[bobbyo]

This plan has been a major part of my portfolio strategy for years. diversification is for suckers.

[Rembrant]

I wish I could have all the money I spent on beer back!!!!

Mike

[Non-Typical Solutions]

Another investment opportunity that I didn't take...........Dr. Phil said to be sure and stay away from the stuff during these hard times

[NativeRat]

They were joking on the Daily Show about investing in food and guns. But no joke, Pilgrims Pride Chicken is down to a few dollars a share, and so is Taser. In hard times, people will keep eating cheap, and police around the world will keep buying guns. If we sink into anarchy, guns and food are safe bets. And when you can snap up 20 shares of something for 80 bucks, why not? A lot of people lose that much in a night at the casino.

[briant_az]

lol This is the best investment advise that I have ever heard!! I guess I better start saving those beer cans so I can make some money in the future!!