i ain't diein'!!!!!

[.270]

i know it'll probly dissapoint a buncha folks, but i ain't diein'. been havin' a pain in the liver area here lately and had some tests and they were all good, but it kept hurtin'. they did some more, (cat scan, mri) and then told me i needed to come in and talk to the dr so's he could set me up with and internal surgeon and possibly an oncologist. well, i got there and the sawbones was all embraced because he got my results mixed up with some other poor sob. i feel sorry for whoever's charts got mixed up, but i'm perfeclty healthy. good liver, clean innerds (probly from excessive fartin') healthy heart, kidneys, spam muscle, gizzard, prostate. i probly got some kinda nerve dang-age from landin' wrong on a rock after gittin' bucked off somewhere that makes my ribs hurt, is about all that could be wrong. so i'm happier than a runt deer hunter with a december tag. heck, i think i'll go whup me a bar fulla bikers just to celebrate. keep on passin' gas, i'm purty shore that is the main reason for my exceptional health. Lark.

[firstcoueswas80]

If thats what the secret to life, then my dad and I will live forever!

[azpackhorse]

I think there may be some truth to that fart'n theory Lark, I remember lay'n in the hospital for a week and they told me I could go home after I farted................only time I can remember my wife glad to hear me let one rip!

[bobbyo]

Man what a scare? I'm glad your all right, besides who else could I argue with that doesn't get butt hurt and leave the site permanent. Keep the gas coming to battle that global cooling!

Bob

[Snapshot]

Glad to hear you won't be traveling to the ether world. I had a bad case of gastritis a couple weeks ago and was never more happy to clear the pathways in my life .

[jeepers creepers]

I think there may be some truth to that fart'n theory Lark, I remember lay'n in the hospital for a week and they told me I could go home after I farted................only time I can remember my wife glad to hear me let one rip!

 

Had to lay in the hospital for a week! WOW! That had to SUCK, just to fart!

[Browning'sCustomMeat]

Bwaaaaaahh hahahaha, :lol: You crack me up Lark, glad to hear you are gonna be alright! Keep rippin'!!!

 

-Jeremy-

[BRYCE CANYON]

Glad you're feeling better.

[.270]

i don't feel any better. it's just good to know ya ain't gonna croak. anyway from some dang disease. when i die i wanna go in my sleep, like my grandad. not kickin' snd screamin' like the rest o' the geezers in the car he was drivin'. it was a spooky couple o' days. at least the dr. was apologetic and i made him tell me about a good elk huntin' place to make up for it. 'course he probly got them charts mixed up too. take care o' yourselves. 'specially when you're young. seems almost everything i'm fightin' now is from something tha happened when i was a young. you get busted up and get over it and feel ok, but when you get some hard bark on ya, things start hurtin' all over again. and they don't quit hurtin' or git better. i think i can feel everyplace i ever landed. and i don't bounce worth nothin'. don't hurt yourself and don't git sick. Lark.

[billrquimby]

i don't feel any better. it's just good to know ya ain't gonna croak. anyway from some dang disease. when i die i wanna go in my sleep, like my grandad. not kickin' snd screamin' like the rest o' the geezers in the car he was drivin'. it was a spooky couple o' days. at least the dr. was apologetic and i made him tell me about a good elk huntin' place to make up for it. 'course he probly got them charts mixed up too. take care o' yourselves. 'specially when you're young. seems almost everything i'm fightin' now is from something tha happened when i was a young. you get busted up and get over it and feel ok, but when you get some hard bark on ya, things start hurtin' all over again. and they don't quit hurtin' or git better. i think i can feel everyplace i ever landed. and i don't bounce worth nothin'. don't hurt yourself and don't git sick. Lark.

 

 

Glad to hear you're healthy, Lark. I went through a similar scare several years ago.

 

I had a sore throat that wouldn't go away and after my primary care physician looked inside my mouth she sent me to a ear, nose and throat specialist.

 

The specialist took one look and announced that he was certain I had a large, cancerous growth but would have to take a biopsy to confirm it. He then proceeded to yank (not cut) two pieces of flesh out of my throat without bothering to anesthetize it!

 

After smoking for 50 years I was certain I soon would either die or (if I were lucky) lose my ability to speak, and I fell into a fit of depression that lasted more than the month it took for the lab and doctor to lose my test results. I called that doctor's office so many times to get the results that he had his people stop taking my messages.

 

Eventually, I got tired of the runaround that @$%%$! quack was giving me that I used some skills learned from my newspapering days and tracked down the lab technician who did the work on my samples and found the growth was not cancerous.

 

What I had was an impacted molar, and when it was pulled my sore throat went away.

 

Bill Quimby

 

[Rembrant]

That's why they call it "practicing" medicine.

Somebody please let me know when they get it right. I'll do my best to stay away until then.

 

Q: What do you call a medical student that graduates at the bottom of his class?

 

Ans: Doctor.

 

Mike