Lifes Secrets

[firstcoueswas80]

Dont eat yellow snow.

 

Dont spit into the wind, Dont tug on Supermans cape

[Kaffer62]

Dont Fry Bacon Naked!

[redline410]

 

That's a pretty handy bit of information to have right there

[GameHauler]

Take caution in your diet

while wearing coveralls

[GameHauler]

Hire a teenager while they

KNOW IT ALL

[az4life]

Never Trust a Fart when you are over 50

[BowNut]

I always like this one that why I put it as my signature.

Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine,into your brain, and that's were shi##y ideas come from!!!!

 

[GameHauler]

Never Trust a Fart when you are over 50

 

Or close to it

[Heat]

Only two things a plumber really has to remember:

 

1. Crap rolls downhill.

 

2. Don't chew your fingernails after work.

[WOODSAZ]

[YOUNGGUNZ]

Go to bed with an itchy Butt,

Wake up with a Stinky Finger

[Grey Hawk]

Why give 100% when you can get by with 50%

[Kaffer62]

Only two things a plumber really has to remember:

 

1. Crap rolls downhill.

 

2. Don't chew your fingernails after work.

 

 

 

Horrid!

[palivs2hnt]

A couple that my Father passed onto me:

 

1-- Do it once do it right, do it wrong do it twice.

 

2-- Show me your friends and I will show you your future.

[Snapshot]

Walk softly, but carry large caliber weapons