n2horns

I was concerned about the service provider industry as they in a conact 1 hour relationship. I guess mouth dam and condoms wont be enough. They might have gone to the Epstein camp. Remember they deserve your tip too, regarsless of size.

Has anyone seen any shepole fighting or causing riots?

Promising corona beta testing.

Al Gore says that Carbon Credits can be Corona Credits, they are interchangeable If anyone knows, Al does, he invented the internet.

Fox News has jumped the shark with Dr. Oz. Where do we get the news now, Alex Jones, Colion Noir, WikiLeaks, Breitbart, Snowman, Drudge?

Gov Duecy just activated the National Guard for grocery stores and food banks, i guess they will help stock shelves, checkout customers, load carts and cars. Maybe the NG can helpout doordash as my food orders are really slow now.

I remember when a fart would clear a room, now a cough and some flying snot does the trick.

2, slacker.....

Phew, that was a close one.

CCW time.

Wife doesn't need to know, buy it now and tell her later, plus if you say it's for the children it makes anything okay.

I have my gold fish on notice for use as a sushi appetizer tomorrow night.

Went to Costco to get some mountain money and the place is empty, no toilet paper, paper towels, some water, no bleach, no clorox wipes, but they did have hot dog, pizza, coffee and chicken.

Shame upon you for having what others don't, vote for Bernie, he will share our stuff with others. Do you realize, you are being selfish, and in a Socialist economy, we share what you have. I heard so many people at work saying they don't have anything and some were even out shopping on Friday and Saturday, then texting everyone where all the supplies are at.

I guess this is what Bernie wants, Socialism, media nor Bernie seem to be pushing the Socialism angle with us looking like a 3rd world country overnight.

This is only a test, we accepted gas prices climbing and paying 3 and 4 bucks a gallon, wait till the food lines and lack of becomes the norm. Sheepoles are the ones panicing.

Yep, organic, gluten free, and any other healthy option is still available. The healthy stores have good stock. Picked up some fresh organic chicken and no issues at all.

Im LMAO while taking a dump, using all my Kirkland toilet paper on my newly waxed duck taped butt.

I have been using the kitchen sink wand for a week now.

Yes, he says it was greatTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I have been pushing booze up my butt for years, fastest way to hydrate or get drunk. My recent mail order bride said she will marry me if I was a rich wealthy man with much paper. I assume she means my money because I sure as shoot, aint giving her my TP.

Went to Costco about 815, jammed parking lot, all the fresh meat/fish coolers just about empty, Freezer section all but gone, there was some yogurt, cheese and sour cream left. Looked like Costco was going out of business, empty boxes all over the place, coolers looked like a tornado hit them, There was still plenty of sardines, salmon, tuna in cans, and I grabbed them, my favs. Coffee pick up too. I stocked up on condoms, as I am going to be trading for my TP soon.