DEER CAMP
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"dang Frank, how long have you been here, and how the heck did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my easy chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes, and said, 'Guess who?' Well, when I pulled her hands away I discovered that she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She then took me by the hand and lead me straight to our bedroom. The room had scented candles and rose pedals sprinkled all over. She even had some handcuffs and ropes strategically placed on our bedposts! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bedposts, and so, I did. And then she said, "Do what ever you want!!"
So... here I am.
