Stay in Iowa kid!
I don't want to know what you do with Jerry's apples...or his dog.
As far as unit 23 is concerned I'm going with my bibs and my sorells. I'm going to take one step and glass...one step and glass...to the highest point and sit all day until that toad sneaks up on me again. I'ts called the swoop and squat.
"I know you're not a deer!"
There are a couple loc's from Globe that probably wouldn't mind seeing a naked man in that area. Be careful though, they sit in the trees. You should try it out Iowa.