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i ain't ever heard o' anybody gettin' bit, wet, dry, semi-arid, any kinda bite, after you make it's head disappear with a 12 gauge. Lark

my wife takes elk heart, trims everything that ain't meat away, the veins, chamber lining, that thick fat lookin' stuff, down to where it is just the muscle. cuts it up into little cubes, like 3/8", maybe 1/2", then she browns it in a skillet and uses it in a celery base stew with onions, taters and carrots. while it's cookin' she makes a big batch o' cracked wheat bread that is done at the same time. i've literally seen fist fights over it. it's a big time tradition around our place in elk season. dang, i'm slobberin' on the key board jus thinkin' about it. Lark.

i'm purty sure a good phsycociatrist could help you get over your love of rattlers and return you to somewhat normal. Lark.

i hate you, you homer. Lark.

this question just begs to be axed- WHY THE HEL L DID YOU MOVE IT OUTTA THE ROAD!?!?!?!? unless it was with a 12 guage? roads are hard and flat, truck tires are round and hard, makes fer a perfect snake squishin' opporunity. no wonder you been bit twiced. that's what happens when you move em outta the road. then they bite somebuddy else. squished snake, no more problem. Lark

maybe it was a maneater? they're out there. i hadta shoot one in self defense once. looked my eye to eye standin' flat footed and i was horseback. it about got my buddy Thurly but i shot it with a .45. you gotta watch out for them maneater tommygobblers. steven king rit a book about em. Lark.

dangit, i reread this whole post bacause i thought it said skanks and you were talkin' about pink hair. stinkin' dislexia. Lark

Pronghorn has a lot more flavor than other meat. Folks confuse "gamey" with flavor. It doesn't need a buncha junk added to if. If you dr it up much it can be a bad experience. I like nothing but salt and pepper. Favorite is to slice it about 1/4 thick, a little salt and pepper, flop it in flower and fry in hot cast iron with a little oil. Then make gravy with what's left in the pan. I do not like garlic on it. Usually run the round steaks through the tenderizer for chicken fried steak. We slow cook the neck and shanks for 12 hours or so with salt pepper and dehydrated onions. Then vac pack and freeze it for tacos or enchiladas or whatever later. Grind the hb with no fat at all. Great stuff. I'll take pronghorn any day. Lark.

see, somebody needs to come up with a name. now we're turnin' on poor casey. wait, that's a good thing. wide angle for his forehead, that's a good one. are you sayin' he has enought forehead for 4 heads? Lark

you buncha sissies. i'm supposed to wear em. to protect the snakes. they're always bustin' off their fangs and when they do get one to poke me, they die. looks like a miserable death too. rollin' around makin' little snake cryin' sounds. stinkin' snakes. Lark.

Don't be talkin' trash about beanie and Cecil!!!! Everbuddy knows bozo. Maybe she's a pink turd with corn it? Lark.

Bozos daughter?

we hope so too, but mainly so's the games can begin. will somebody come up with a name? even if you make one up. i wanna watch this roll out. Lark.

90% of outfitters give the rest of em a bad name. Lark

I am really gonna be disappointed if we don't find out who it is so's they can properly trashed. I feel sorry for her ol' man when the games begin. I don't know, looks a lot like Casey when he's in a Caitlyn kinda mood. Lark.

I hate you. Lark

those are both rare and valuable guns. the winchester is a model '73. the gun that won the west. the only rifle i know of to have a movie made about it. starred jimmy stewart. worth a couple grand anyway. looks in real good shape. the bisley is quite valuable because it's a colt and a bisley, the fact it's in 38/40 makes it quite rare. looks to be in very good condition too. heck of a find. make sure cousin' eddie don't get em and they don't end up in a pawn shop somewhere. lotsa history. really incredible guns. wish they were mine for sure. Lark.

is it ok for people without the proper license to own a silencer, to shoot one that is owned by another person with the license? what are the rules? Lark

it's al fogleman. found an article about him and some news babe and coke use. anyway, he hated monsoon too. Lark

all i remember is he had red frizzy hair in a kind of an afro, didn't have much hair on top and had bushy red mustache. i think his name was fogleberg or fogle something. he would really get to ranting sometimes about weather stuff, especially about the use of monsoon. plum comical. then he got busted for coke and fired and i never heard of him again. he was a real degreed weather guy and i liked his reports. my dad always watched him because he could count on his report being the closest to right. being a farmer then, with no fancy radars and stuff, he had to depend on the weather man a lot. Lark

it's like old people diapers. depends. Lark.

monsoon is the one that pisses me off. monsoon has nothing to do with north america, or even rain. monsoons are the winds that bring the rainy season to asia. all the vets coming home from viet nam talked about the monsoon when they came home and the weather babes started calling our rains monsoons after that. there useta be a weather guy in tucson, a real weather guy too, seems like his name was fogleburg or some deal. he would get plum stupid on tv about folks sayin' monsoon. said they should be called sonorans, because they come up from there. he ended up bein' a coke head too, but i liked his rants. now this new haboob deal. sheesh. i about kicked the screen outta my tv a couple years ago because they said that about 10 times in 30 seconds and i could'nt find the remote. what the hel l is wrong with "dust storm"? then all this "tornadick" and "cyclonic" bs. everbuddy lookin' to make up a catch phrase. it's all simple. wind, rain, snow, fog, sunshine, twisters, dry weather, fartnados. we don't need anymore fancy words. Lark. and p.s.- buick never made a tornado. oldsmobile did make a car called a 'toronado', tho. has an extra 'o' in it.

i hear casey loves f-f-f-fishs-s-sticks.....Lark

gustnado? my buddy thurly let a fartnado once. woodam, i never did find my hat......Lark

when i was a kid my grandad killed a bear and had it smoked and cured into ham and bacon, right with a buncha pigs. my grandma cooked it all up and the cowboys ate it. i just remember em talking about and don't know if i ate much of it. but it did get et up. Lark.