DesertBull

I didn't stop applying because of the danger. I just don't like to hunt in a place that looks like the town dump.

stopped applying down there a long time ago. The place looks like a Superfund site.

I was takin' a trip out to L.A. Toolin' along in my Cheverolet Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio Just as I crossed the Mississippi line I heard that highway start to whine And I knew that left rear tire was about to blow Well the spare was flat and I got uptight 'Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car It was right in front of this little bar, a Kind of a red-neck lookin' joint called the "Dew Drop Inn" Well I stuffed my hair up under my hat And told the bartender that I had a flat And would he be kind enough to give me change for a one Well there was one thing I was sure proud to see There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me and He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone I called up the station down the road a ways and He said he wasn't very busy today And he could have somone out there in just about 10 minutes or so He said," Now, you just stay right where yer at!" And I didn't bother to tell the dern fool That I sure as heck didn't have anyplace else to go I ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar When some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this car With the peace sign, the mag wheels and the four on the floor?" Well he looked at me and I dang near died And I decided that I'd just wait outside So I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door Just when I thought I'd get outta there with my skin These 5 big dudes come strollin' in With this one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth Now I was almost to the door when the biggest one Said, "You tip your hat to this lady, son!" And when I did, all that hair fell out from underneath Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night Especially when there was three of them and only one of me They all started laughin' and I felt kinda sick And I knew I better think of something pretty quick So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee Now he let out a yell that'd curl yer hair But before he could move I grabbed me a chair And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a furly dangerous man!" "Well you may not know it but this man is a spy. He's a undercover agent for the FBI And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!" He was still bent over holdin' on to his knee But everybody else was lookin' and listenin' to me And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went I said "Would you believe this man has gone as far As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars And he voted for George McGovern for President." "Well he's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags! I betchya he's even got a commie flag Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage." "He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb but that's just a disguise He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage" They all started lookin' real suspicious at him and He jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim! You know he's lyin' I been livin' here all of my life!" "I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church. And I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!" Then he started saying somethin' 'bout the way I was dressed But I didn't wait around to hear the rest I was too busy movin' and hopin' I didn't run outta luck And when I hit the door I was makin' tracks And they were just taking my car down off the jacks So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up Mario Andretti woulda sure been proud Of the way I was movin' when I passed that crowd Comin' out the door and headed toward me at a trot And I guess I shoulda gone ahead and run But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun Of chasin' them all just once around the parking lot Well they're headed for their car but I hit the gas and Spun around and headed 'em off at the pass I was slingin' gavel and puttin' a ton o' dust in the air Well I had them all out there steppin' and fetchin' Like their heads was on fire and their asses was catchin' but I figgered I'd better go ahead and split before the cops got there When I hit the road I was really wheelin' Had gravel flyin' and rubber squeelin' And I didn't slow down till I was almost to Arkansas Well I think I'm gonna reroute my trip I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped If I went to L.A., via Omaha

If 1990 photos are in the "vintage" section, I must be older than Brontosaurus poop.

I hear that the U of A is continuing their 30 year boycotting of the Rose Bowl.

I was planning on going fishing today, but the weather report says 40-50 mph winds. Anyone else sick of wind? Wind BLOWS.

need more guys like this here in AZ and in DC

I bet ya we did not ask China to apologize for sending over toys with lead based paint. Know why? Because we owe them BILLIONS of dollars.

Maybe Palo Verde needs some "repairs".

He didn't say he was going to cut off their power. Did you read the letter?

We apologized to China today for SB1070.

I know this has probably been thought of by those in charge, but there are several childrens and shriners hospitals through out the country that will do these type of things for little or no charge or at least little to money upfront. Their main concern, unlike most insurance, is to save the kid. Phoenix has one of the best Childrens hospitals in the world. Not sure if they do liver transplants, but they would be able to hook you up with one that does.

Good thing she didn't get asked about cornholers getting married.

I wrote a letter to the Mayor of San Diego last week telling him I would be taking my vacation dollars elsewhere this year. I guess I was not the only one.

Gov. Nappy also said she has not read it but would have never signed it. She probably did that a lot while she was Gov.

Don't Let Your Meat Loaf

Yeah, after looking at it some more, the fur does look different than the other deer pics. Longer hair and all going in one direction. Most of the deer hair is tufted up, short and grows in all different directions. The part that still looks a like a deer is the long skinny neck.

and no scull shoots. Attaboy Casey. that last monkey looks like he took one in the ear hole.

#5 looks like a deer. I've got hundreds of photos that look just like that.

I have a very hard time believing you can trap a big cat using only poop as bait.

In America, the man would be able to carry a firearm and defend himself. So, how do we know that he would not have sent these scumbags to the morgue himself.

Try the Dead Center's. http://www.prbullet.com/pts.htm http://www.prbullet.com/

You gots ta be out cho mind to go down there. and unarmed to boot? No freakin way.

Someone shaved it's butt and it's walking backwards?