Mountainman

"I have noticed more and more of the packs being spotted and seen hunting together like African lions." I thought it was a joke. But it looks like he was serious.

It is not Bush's fault. It is the packs of magical lions that are really hurting the deer population. Drought, coyotes, etc has nothing to do with deer populations. Ok, well, I might be telling a little fib. They're not magical lions, they're just packs of lions. A pack of mountain lions is a normal every day occurance in the natural world. I've talked to a lot of old mountain lion hunters over the years and they always said they would tree packs every other week or so. Heck, I can remember one time when I treed 19 lions in one tree. There was so much weight in the tree, branches started breaking off. The next thing I knew, the tree got uprooted because it couldn't stand the weight of the big pack of lions. They were all over the place like a bunch of bumblebees. All in all, I counted 9 toms, 6 females and 4 kittens. I only wish I would have had a hand grenade to take them all out.

Bred for its skills in magic.

I am not at liberty to say who is trimming the manes of these wild beasts.

I too have noticed that mountain lions have started to hunt in packs. I have also noticed that they have changed their behavior in the past 31 years. I believe that it is because the Puma concolor has started breeding with the African Lions that were introduced into Northern Sonora and Southern Arizona in 1975. This breeding has caused the mountain lion to hunt in packs just like the African Lion. It just so turns out that in the past six years, 92.67% of the toms I have killed have had miniature manes. These manes, if left untrimmed, will grow quite long and the mountain lion of the Americas will start to resemble the distant African Lion. Folks, this will cause quite a problem. Just think of the consequences. We already have a big enough problem with mountain lions, we don't need to bring these special hybrids into the scene! These special African Lion/Mountain Lion hybrids will turn out to be like the Liger. They will be roaming the countryside, wreaking havoc on all living creatures and causing ruinous damage to the deer population. It will be a calamity that none will ever forget. I don't even want to imagine these ravenous beasts and the holy mess that they could bring. My advice is for you is to exercise extreme caution when you are hunting, because you could become a meal for these mountain lions that travel in packs, or their hybrid relatives that hunt in prides. They are out there, I have seen them.