Well I'm still alive after hiking 2 hours in the dark. I did take a wrong turn at one point so had to backtrack a mile. I'd never been there in daylight let alone pitch black. Saw lots of tracks but no deer. Going to try again next week now that I know where I'm going.
I also learned for the second time in my life that a new pair of waterproof boots doesn't mean they're actually waterproof. Time to dip into the ol' savings account for some real boots that have warranties for that kind of thing.
Also, thanks for the campfire stories. Now I have more worse-case-scenarios to contemplate while I hike in the dark.