justice101

I will be capturing live porcupines for relocation if anyone is interested? (602-942-3000)

Don't worry about breaking the law trying to murder and eat this rodent, trust me shooting at big game is much much easier and far more rewarding!

Porcupines are evil!

Well I always thought of a big game hunter as a very manly sport probably the toughest of them all. You sit in a chair on a tree and wait and wait for a huge target to stop and eat some veggies, put um in the crosshairs and booya! You tha man. Dag man you want real challenge to make the testosterone flow try nabbin a porcupine on the run. After this little hoodlum got the the best of our dogs six times in one year (dogs is dumb) I caught him runnin accross the dirt road leavin my house. I jumped out the truck, left it runnin the door open and truck rollin. This one! was gonna die. I only had a small 22lr pistol and as fast as I could run. Funny thing the porcupine could only run just as fast as I. After swerving through several hundred junipers and over endless malipai I was close enough to take a shot, MISS! critter got away.I returned to my truck located much further down the road door still open and running and felt like I was gonna have a heart attack. I then found out he ran me over 1.5 miles one way. So all you big game boys/girls think you have some kahoneez just try gettin one of those rodents on foot with a 22. Pistol.