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So you would rather party with pee-wee? That's messed up dude! No not rather, but rather that would be reality. Don't despair. There is always a fat chick, or two, in the crowd.

So you would rather party with pee-wee? That's messed up dude!

I wanna go party at "Cabo Wabo" Mas Tequila! https://youtu.be/vjp9Bgci2uA

You could marry her and get her a green card. i would swim across the sea of cortez using nothing nothing but rosie odonells queefs for my air supply just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. What is wrong with you Full moon must be coming.

You could marry her and get her a green card. i would swim across the sea of cortez using nothing nothing but rosie odonells queefs for my air supply just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. You swim, I'll bring the walkie talkies

just think there is a ballon knot just waiting for ya .. OUCH

You could marry her and get her a green card. I'd buy her a house, and a BMW.

I love a woman who can clap with her Gluteus maximus

What about us horny old grumpy men? Cabo Rocks! The only way she would talk to me, is if I was a rich sugar daddy!

Used to be able to do CS for the City Parks and Recreation Dept. Don't know if that is still available?

I bet the Coyotes were eating him alive. Sad end, for a noble beast!

Maybe sit around the campfire and have a few beers with Mr. Bigfoot

thanks for giving me nightmares

I will help move this thread down to the dungeon

Shoot the cats, and nail the carcass to the tweakers front door. I've about had it with my neighbors cats also

Don't touch the terminals on a live capacitor. Is there any ice buildup inside your air handler?

I've been having problems with the neighbors cat's. Can I rent it for a week?

I want one of these with the stabby stick https://youtu.be/UWKvaSiNOAc

Maybe, but can you imagine the look on the bad guys face when he's looking down the barrel of a full auto, with a bayonet?

When Hillary takes over in 2017, the money sucking Federal programs will get exponentially worse.

If Liberal controlled school systems knew how to spend money wisely, they wouldn't be in this situation. Tucson school district is a prime example.

call his son a midget to the kids face. but let me be there when you do. Would make a great youtube video

On April fools day, on another website, they changed our avatars to humorous photo's of pussycats. We all got a good laugh out of it.