Charlie was badly burned in a fire and died. To identify the body, the coroner called Charlie's best friends, Jed and Buck. The three men had hunted together for more than 25 years.
Jed arrived and when the coroner pulled back the sheet: Jed said, “Wow his face is badly burnt. You better turn him over."
The coroner rolled him over and Jed said, “Nope that ain’t him.”
Next, the coroner asked Buck if he could identify Charlie. When the sheet was pulled back Buck said, “Wow his face is badly burnt. You better turn him over."
The coroner turned Charlie over and Buck said, “Nope that ain’t him.”
The coroner asked, “How can you be so sure?”
Well, said Jed, "you see Charlie had two a-holes."
“What? Two a-holes?” asked the coroner.
“Yup, we never seen ‘em but everybody used to say, Here comes Charlie with those two a-holes.”